So, I just want to put this little story up because it’s noteworthy. On Election night, the results finally posted and I saw that President Obama was re-elected. I was so happy. I also drank a lot of alcohol that night. I drank 2 full size cans of Four Lokos and a lot of other stuff. I went crazy. I cried for two-hours straight and danced around the office like a butterfly. I’m not going to lie, I was the party.
The next morning, I woke up. I was covered in Presidential bumper stickers. Clark woke me up and offered me a beer. We drank ourselves silly for two weeks.
I miss it.
Paul Ryan saw me the other day and I was like..What up, I got a big brain.
Full day of work, dinner date, and beer festival.
I am Donna Moss.
So, I’ve been out of the office for a while and my fellow broworker just informed me that I was NCAA champion in the office. I screamed in ecstasy because I beat all the boys. I now have bragging rights and a pitcher of ale from my boss. I’m a winner.
I came back to the office today and I had 2500 e-mails in my govy inbox. Instant delete. Seriously.
I’ve been friends with someone in the foreign service and I have to say it’s been an interesting friendship.
- Diplomat: Why, Hello.
- Donna: Hello..how are you?
- Diplomat: I’m doing just well and how about yourself?
- Donna: I’m doing well.
(I’m staring at the diplomat and I see that he has a tattoo on his arm)
- Donna: Oh! You have a tattoo? That’s very cool. What is it?
- Diplomat: Oh, this? It’s swimming koi. It starts from my wrists and goes around my shoulder..all the way to the top of my butt cheek?
- Donna: …
(I start laughing hysterically)
- Diplomat: Is that funny?
- Donna: Why would you tell me that?
- Diplomat: I thought it would interest you.
I’ve known this diplomat for a while and these kind of conversations are nothing new. He’s a young gun in the foreign service and he likes to flirt. I can’t lie and say that I’m not attracted to him. Thankfully, I’ve been creeped out by him enough that I don’t act on any urges.
I hear it loud and you fall in the deep and I’ll always find you
If my red eyes don’t see you anymore
And I can’t hear you through the white noise
Just send your heartbeat
I’ll go to the blue ocean floor